Accents.
Why does everything you say seem like music to my ears? I don’t understand. We overheard an American lady ordering pizza past and got only a little excited. Would be that regular? Do I ever before believe that way after hearing, say, a female from Manchester purchasing pizza pie inside her colloquial language? No, obviously perhaps not. So whatever it really is you Americans do with your insane dental secret, it needs to end. Okay?
You like all of our humour.
Today, I’m not anyone to toot personal horn but as humorous individuals go, i am up here. Yes, this is certainly solely centered on my own viewpoint, but that’s virtually beside the point. Once I make a tale to my pals it is tumbleweed main, BUT even though I make a âbad laugh’ (like I’m with the capacity of anything) to an American woman, their like i would also be Russell Brand. Personally I think like they should crown me funny Queen immediately. You merely generate a woman believe wanted.
Strange labels for typical real person circumstances.
So why do you phone trousers, “pants”? Why are chips, “fries”? Personally I think like this point isn’t really a reason the reason why i am sexually obsessed with United states girls, but instead just generally speaking preoccupied by the distinctions. We mean⦠its charming that We however love you even although you don’t know the proper labels for things, right?
You are usually nice.
Usually. I’m a pretty pleased chappy. Whoever meets me personally does remark that i am consistently in a great feeling (I just actually enjoy existence women, okay?). Us americans, however,
whole different amount
. Exactly why are you very pleased that you are on the pipe? Moreover, why is it so great individually that it is known as âthe pipe’? I am all for being courteous (and delighted), but actually I can’t match the sunshine-y goodness, you gorgeous United states women.
Sarcasm.
This one is actually a little touch-and-go. Because I ENJOY a sarcastic, quick-witted feminine. Plus it merely so takes place that
every
American I ever talked to is fantastic at it. (
Even if these people weren’t I would nonetheless think it absolutely was adorable inside their small accentsâ¦
) TO THE PURPOSE. These are typically queens of sarcasm and all of us Brits love a little rapid wit are added all of our spot, right? No? simply myself? Erâ¦
The L Keyword.
This tv series has just about ruined living and that I can say around 60per cent of my obsession with all the US of a has arrived with this tv show. I may even state
The True L Term
had an identical impact, though i am mainly making reference to Lauren because she’s the lady of my personal ambitions. (⦠Does she even know just how dreamy she actually is?)
ANYWAY. The British lesbian TV collection equivalent is exactly what,
Lip service
? Frankie = Shane? There is no-one to end up being Shane. Let us stop thinking we’re a lesbian Casanova and comparing our selves to Shane⦠it isn’t really sexy.
How about that G-d awful
Candy Bar Girls
that provided UNITED KINGDOM lesbians such a negative associate for a good month or two? The casting ended up being dreadful (today, i need to be mindful as one of my best girl pals had been about). It just highlighted how small the London lesbian scene is actually, and also the unique not enough dreamy women. I understand you are present Brit dreamboats, so how are you hiding?
The L Keyword
features essentially certain me personally that one day at the US lesbian world have me personally mollycoddled by hot women with hot accents using the incorrect brands for things. Therefore we conclude that my fixation with American lesbians has come from
The L Term
. That is certainly that.
Have any Brit dramas produced alike effect offshore? Some one should tell me, tend to be US lesbians as obsessed with Brit lesbians?
Editor’s Note:
Yes.